Jen decided to go sailing, so she got some grubby old rotten canoe that was really nasty and slimy, because it was abandoned on the shore for several years. this was certainly a canoe that would not be missed.

Jen shoved it over the water, and it floated. not the way boats should, but it floated nonetheless. upside-down.

so Jen stood on it, and it sunk. hmm, this boat is insufficient.

so Jen had to go to the boat store, but the boats were out of her price range. she'd have to save up for a while.

Jen knew a good way to make money! hit monsters with sticks! however, she learned fast not to hit non-aggressive monsters, or they'd hit back, but it would be the first aggressor who'd get in trouble.

so Jen had to go find hostile skeletons and evil bats, to hit with sticks.

Jen boldly strode into a dark cave like she owned the whole place, with her trusty stick and improvised shield that was originally a pot lid.

some skeleton was writing the n-word on the wall with chalk. clearly this was a sinister skellington. when the skeleton saw her, with its dimly glowing red eyes, it hissed out various slurs.

so Jen merrily beat it with a stick and showed it 0 mercy. however, all it dropped was one measily penny. usually skeletons would drop at least a dollar.

Jen never gave this type of economy much thought. instead of wondering why skeletons can move around and drop money when defeated, she went to go look for some evil bats.

there she saw bats aggressively telling other bats to do drugs, or they'd shoot them. Jen was concerned that these bats appeared to have guns. on closer inspection, the "guns" appeared to be cheap water pistols.

but when one bat said he was allergic to drugs, the pusher bat shot him with the "water" pistol, and it was revealed to in fact be an acid pistol. how gnarly!

Jen never had to face off evil bats armed with acid pistols before, but today was a learning experience day.

... Jen had to learn how to regrow her own skin.

also she didn't get a boat that day.

the end.