Jen went to the store to buy things, instead of shoplifting. while Jen was browsing, she saw someone that was very tall, yellow, and had horns and a strange face. how interesting! so Jen aksed, "hey what are you?" the big hairy yellow person replied, "oh me, i'm just a big hairy monster." indeed, that appeared to be the case. "hah!" said Jen, "I ain't afraid'a no monsters!" the monster seemed confused, and went "okay", and resumed browsing. Jen was so proud of herself for not being afraid of monsters. then she bought toilet paper or something, who cares. END